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alamogirl80:

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…

(Source: notgoodwolf)

(Source: teesandtanks)

sushinfood:

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

thesassylorax:

singing-hope:

wild-guy:

Courage the Cowardly Dog: Last of the Starmakers

This episode made me cry unmanly tears

This gif set has me in tears

rinsbae:

I ship it so hard I can feel pain in my chest from the feels

dynastylnoire:

Is being gay a choice? [x]

all y’all ” I don’t support that life style and they choose to be gay ” Christians that follow me, you’re dead wrong. Stop being hateful and examine yourselves. Why are you so invested in who is in love or having sex with someone else?

(Source: dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy)

(Source: rotten-queen)

MEET THE MUSE

ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ KARKAT VANTAS
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ THERE WOULD BE NO POINT TO DOING THIS OTHERWISE. SO YEAH, ALL TRUTH HERE.
► Are you happy ➔  I HAVE FUCKING CAKE WHAT DO YOU THINK?
► Are you angry? ➔  NO, NOT REALLY. 
► Are your parents still married ➔  MY EARTH MOM DIED FROM CANCER. 

TEN FACTS

► Birth Place ➔  ALTERNIA DENVER, COLORODO
► Hair Color ➔ DARK BROWN
► Eye Color ➔ …RED

► Birthday ➔ JUNE 22ND

► Mood ➔  TOO BE HONEST I’M KIND OF JUST THERE. PHYSICALLY, I’M COMPLETELY BUT OTHERWISE I FEEL LIKE I FINALLY DRIFTED OFF THIS PLANET ON FOR LORD KNOWS HOW LONG AND JUST RETURNED AFTER A BAD TRIP ON GAMZEE’ FUCKING DRUGS.

► Gender ➔ MALE
► Lefty or Righty ➔ RIGHTY
► Summer or winter ➔ WINTER
► Morning or afternoon ➔ NIGHT

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 

► Are you in love ➔ …YEAH. I’M PRETTY IN LOVE WITH THE STUPIDEST ASSHOLE AROUND. 
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ I BELIEVE IN HATE AT FIST SIGHT.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ …IT WAS MUTUAL, I’M GUESSING. HE NEVER CAME BACK AND I MOVED OUT OF HIS APARTMENT WHEN I REALIZED THAT… 
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ NO
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ I HUG THE IDIOT SO MUCH, HIS FUCKING STENCH IS EMBEDDED IN MY FUCKING CLOTHING. THAT’S WHAT I GET FOR BEING HIS ROOMMATE.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ APPARENTLY I HAVE?
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ NO, BUT I HOPE TO FUCKING PISS MY PAST SELF OFF ONE DAY FOR THE FUCKING SHIT HE’S PUT ME THROUGH BY ARRIVING TO THIS PLANET AS A HUMAN. THANKS SELF, HAVE A BIGGER FUCK YOU THAN USUAL.

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ LOVE
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ ICED TEA
► Cats or Dogs ➔ I LIKE THEM BOTH
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A FEW
► Television or internet ➔ INTERNET ALLOWS THE FUNCTION OF BOTH
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ COKE
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ ROMANTIC NIGHT IN
► Day or night ➔ NIGHT (I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS.)
► IM or Phone ➔ IM

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ YES.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FALL UP STAIRS?? BUT TO ANSWER YOU, YES. I HAVE FALLEN DOWN STAIRS.
► White water rafted ➔ NO
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ YES
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ YES.
► Prank called a store ➔ YES, ACTUALLY
► Skipped school ➔ A LOT.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ FOR A WHILE, I DEFINITELY DID.

TEN PREFERENCES 

► Smile or eyes ➔ SMILE
► Light or dark hair ➔ DARK
► Fat or skinny ➔ THAT LITERALLY ISN’T A THING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ FUCK THIS QUESTION, THERE’S YOUR TRUTHFUL ANSWER.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ I’M OBVIOUSLY OKAY WITH SOMEONE NOT BEING INTELLIGENT, BUT PEOPLE AREN’T BUT THIS QUESTION DOESN’T MATTER EITHER. IT’S THE PERSON WHO DOES.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ RELATIONSHIP
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ SO LONG AS WE’RE HAPY  TOGETHER?

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ THAT’S COMEDY GOLD. I WILL ADMIT TO HAVING AFFECTION TOWARDS THEM, BUT ALSO WANTING TO DROWN THEM ALL AT ONCE. 
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 
► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ YEAH, BUT IT WASN’T FOR LONG. I ALSO SORT OF RAN AWAY FROM DENVER, I GUESS?
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ NO.

► If so, how long ➔ INVALID QUESTION.

MORE

► Last person you hung out with ➔ GAMZEE
► Last thing you ate ➔ SNICKERS CAKE THAT HE BAKED
► Last thing you drank ➔ MILK
► Last place you were ➔ THE STORE

(Source: akutabe-san)

yourmessiahterminallycapricious sent:

HeY bRoThA, i BaKeD yOu A rEaL wIcKeD tReAt.

yourmessiahterminallycapricious:

crabby-vantastic:

NOW THE QUESTION THAT COMES TO MIND IS WHERE OR NOT I SHOULD EAT IT. BECAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU BAKED ANYTHING, YOU PUT AN UNWANTED INGREDIENT INTO THE MIX. 

OR DO YOU NOT REMEMBER FROM THE SUDDEN DEADLY OCCURRENCE IN YOUR VAPID SKULL OF A BRAIN CELL DYING OFF.  

A BRAIN CELL THAT IS ONE OF THE LAST THREE REMAINING SURVIVORS TO THE TOXIC SLUG YOU FILL INTO YOUR LUNGS BEFORE IT WORKS THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM TO KILL OFF ALMOST EVERY HEALTHY ASPECT YOU COULD OF HAD AT ONE POINT. , 

WHAT IS IT??

His hands eased the book in his grasp to nearly shut with his thumbs holding the page’s pace. He was looking over the top of the couch towards his roommate with a sudden rise of his brows, curiously. 

Gamzee shut one eye when Karkat gently pecked his cheek, he had such a simple yet delighted grin. The paint that coated his skin was already smeared anyway so what could possibly mess it up any more? The male would place his palm against Karkat’s lower back, the gesture not meaning much in particular other then a closeness. "Well man I just baked it so you could eat it mostly. Wanting to be a good boyfriend and all that jazz, smiles, shits and giggles. Who really knows lil’ dude. I dont aim to get you fat but all the more to fuckin’ squeeze." With that he kissed the top of Karkat’s head. He would take a moment to let the feeling of the males clean hair brush against his skin, the smell of his shampoo filling his lungs, and the sensation of love coursing through his body. "I hope you like it ‘cause it sort of took me a few tries, shits really complicated. Mostly because I didn’t have some of the ingredients, otherwise I am a motherfuckin’ master at baking some miraculous treats.


Ain’t the only thing baked in this house though.” With that, he took a drag from his cigarette. 

"The only baked object I am appreciative of right now in this room is the more appealing of the two said bake items: this cake. Now if you excuse me, said overly handsome cake is going to be the evolutionary stone I am definitely welcoming to bloat me up like a scene from that ‘miracle’ movie as you put it about the crazy guy and golden tickets. That will be me with this cake and you’ll just have to accept the new duty on your boyfriend title to be rolling me, you smelly fucker."

Karkat proceeded to ramble when cutting the cake into slices before dropping one on each plate. On normal circumstances, he would distaste kissing the clown, but he found the weight of his frame suddenly shifted onto the front of his feet when leaning to place a small peck against his lips once Gamzee blew the smoke out. The action was chaste and short, but appreciative and loving all the same. He offered the plate out to Gamzee,” Now sit your less appealing ass down so I can put a movie we’ve watched a thousand times into the television and eat this.”